"BING HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL." LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!
- I really wish I knew how to read this man's beautiful and simple monkey language, handed down from the great god Quetzalcoetl as a last prophecy of the coming magical equinox.
- INSANE CLASSIC! Read all about the New Gay Bible, "Hellenic Christianity" and why God doesn't hate fags. THEN learn all about why being a werewolf is fun. Let's not forget the free gay clipart, lesbian comic strips and a studio apartment in the Castro known as the Hobbit Hole. By far, one of the looniest sites I've ever found. Your eyeballs will bleed with joy.
- The Vampire and the President. Or: Genuine Lunatic Knows What Happened to JFK, But Mainstream Press Won't Believe Him Because They Are In The Pocket Of Vampires.
- Don't put fireworks in your mouth. (gag and vomit alert)
- It's really sad when people try to recreate the LiveJournal experience without being on LiveJournal. No, wait. It's just as sad AS LiveJournal, just in a slightly more pathetic way, if that is in any way possible to understand.
- ACK!
- His name is Grand Master Dong. He teaches Tae Kwan Do. And maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you'll get to see his Wang, too.
- Dickey Shmid. He's a genius. He's got wonky eyes. And an FAQ on himself. That's just.... precious.
- This guy is my metalsmithing professor. Seriously. And I'll leave you to your conclusions on a guy that capitalizes the Q in "queer". Keith is right up there with Jason the Vampire for Melton Bing Seneschal of the New Order.
- "How many times have you that 'That is Weird'? DAMN RIGHT IT IS!" How many times have I thought "Bad HTML?" DAMN RIGHT IT IS!
- Kickin' off our HALLOWEEN MONTH OF SCARINESS AND BAD JPEGGERY: All Black Magic! They sell voodoo dolls, curses, something called "macumbo" and badly painted ceramic sculptures of witches. Once you turn down the Left Handed Path, you can no longer decorate with any taste.
:: Max Brooks 8:53 PM [+] ::
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Sometimes I like to dress up my porkchops, because sometimes, meat likes to dress up and feel pretty too.
- He's big. He's red. He's 300 pounds of fury. No, it's not Santa Claus, it's LOBSTERMAN.
- JUST AMAZING. Buffy is a Christian. And she makes a pretty pink website that would put Hello Kitty to shame.
- Oh.... for the love of God.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Furries go bowling.
- "Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail". Yes, it's as bad as you could possibly imagine.
- Snot. It's killing us, you know.
:: Max Brooks 12:37 AM [+] ::
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