-------------------------------------------------------------- Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this writing free of charge (including translation into any language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom, and that it remain intact and complete, including title and credit to the original author. Ezekiel J. Krahlin http://www.gay-bible.org -------------------------------------------------------------- LETTER TO PHILADELPHIA (A True Tale From The Castro. Eat your heart out, Armistead!) © 2007 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin_________________________ _________________________ ________ From: Philly John To: Frisco Zeke Date: 07 Sep 2007, 12:52:42 PM Subject: Re: Another letter published Good letter. I was thumbing through Al Franken's new book. I think he called it the "Truth". Surely he jests; it's his perspective primarily, with perhaps a few truths. The book explains why dirtyass Bush got in. One factor he devotes a chapter to is "Queers". Now, diplomacy wouldn't use that hostile term. How does he expect to make a point by alienating the potential reader (?) It's true, the hypocritical religious groups are easily intimidated by homophobia and will vote against anyone pro-gay. And it's also true that the Repugnants capitalized on this. But silly old Al has his eye in the rear view mirror and head stuck somewhat up his ass. _________________________ _________________________ ________ From: Frisco Zeke To: Philly John Date: 07 Sep 2007, 03:50:47 PM Subject: Re: Another letter published John writes: | Good letter. Thanks! It's one of my more hilarious pieces, albeit rich with revelation and subliminal messages. :b Can't wait to show it to some of my buddies at The Eagle Tavern, tomorrow. BTW John, I suddenly have a GROWING following that seemed to have started about two weeks ago. So it won't be much longer before some of them provide me with a decent home among friends and boyfriends...as well as everything else I've envisioned about my destiny some years back. This will include the publication in many forms, of my Faggot Bible. Life is good! (Finally.) | I was thumbing through Al Franken's new book. I think he called | it the "Truth". Surely he jests; it's his perspective primarily, | with perhaps a few truths. Sounds like a waste of money. Then again, Franken is a waste of a soul. | The book explains why dirtyass Bush got in. One factor he devotes | a chapter to is "Queers". Now, diplomacy wouldn't use that hostile | term. Benefit of the doubt here? "Queer" became an acceptible alternative to LGBT or homosexual, back in the 90's. Nonetheless, such an expression is ONLY acceptable WITHIN our queer family. Just like the word "nigger" has become for blacks. So I'd say your critique is spot on. Now, sit down and hold onto the chair, before you read on. Take a relaxing breath, get up and stretch...fix yourself a cuppa, or even a snack...then return to my message here: ..
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| But silly old Al has his eye in the rear view mirror and head | stuck somewhat up his ass. Yes, and it's so much fun to witness his demise. Bemusedly, this Good News is coming from your hand! I don't know if I told you but, during the time I was working for the Dems to promote Kerry, I got to meet asshat in person, and even converse. It was at a benefit banquet where I received a free ticket for all my hard work. I was SO tickled pink. So I show up, and there's Al after his performance, chatting with local Dem bigwigs circled around him. I waited till they dissolved, then approached and shook hands. I told him how much Saturday Night Live meant to me, back in the early days. The laughter it provided helped me pull through my many years bout with anxiety attacks and depression. And I'll always be grateful for that. Then I offered him a token gift in the form of one of my political buttons that I figured he'd get a kick out of. The one that shows a burning flag in the background (faded), with bold letters that proclaim: "Burn flags, not fags." The moment he looked at it, he pressed it back into my hand and said: "Oh, I couldn't wear something like that. I don't espouse such ideas." He seemed quite angry at me, and obviously wanted me out of his face. I replied, "I had no idea, else I wouldn't have bothered." And walked away, incredibly bemused. The nerve of that fart...he does risky political humor all the time. Nor did I ever expect him to wear my button. It was a GIFT that he might keep in a drawer with other trinkets. Foolish me: I thought he'd crack up and say something like: "This is charming, I love it!" And I EXPECTED him to pocket it, rather than pin it on...as no way did I give one single thought towards self promotion via his fame. Jeez! What an INSULTING dipwad. Likely, my being the ONLY male not clothed in a 3-piece, he was predisposed to snub me. Can you say "shallow"? So yes, I am DELIGHTED you informed me of his crappy latest book. This is happening now because God ALWAYS lets fools have enough rope to hang themselves...and it's his time. God makes them stupider and stupider, so they cannot even reflect on their own ugliness, wrongs, and other assorted evils. Buddha said it well: "A fool is happy Until his mischief turns against him. And a good man may suffer Until his goodness flowers." (The Dhammapada) There is ANOTHER famous person whose comeuppance is soon due, because I've been waiting YEARS to see the bitch unravel. That's right, it's female! Wanna guess before scrolling any further? Take a relaxing breath, get up and stretch...fix yourself a cuppa, or even a snack...then return to my message here: .
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Diane Feinstein. And do you know why? Wanna guess before scrolling any further? Take a relaxing breath, get up and stretch...fix yourself a cuppa, or even a snack...then return to my message here: .
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She was mayor during my Randolph's 40-day fast. He had become quite the celebrity as a result...and many people stood with him, and many others stood against. Jewish Amerikan Princess Diane denounced Randolph's fast, declared it an act of violence that she could NEVER support. Hey, what if Al and Diane boink each other? They'd have a baby Frankenstein! (Stillborn of course, like their conscience.) Thank you once more, for delivering to me from your judicious hands, exemplary proof of God's Justice. (I've been meaning to blog-post my "FrankenTale of Woe" for quite some time now. I guess that time has arrived!) Zeke _________________________ _________________________ ________
