So I had this strange dream (as most my dreams are) four years back (2000), where this gorgeous dude was all over me, naked; we were banging our bones big-time. Hmmm, that part you may not think strange. This part you will:

In the middle of our frisky bedside romp, I took a breath to notice I could see right through his skin! All his internal organs were visible: heart, stomach, kidneys, muscles, spleen, you name it, I saw it. All except his brain, of course. So I look at him, he pauses, and I say: "What are you?" He replies: "I'm an android visiting you from the future." That was the dream.

Transparent, time-travelling homosexual stud androids. Who'd a thunk? I'd love to meet their inventor! (The future must be a very gay world.)

Now, two days later I'm strolling around Berkeley (across the bay from my home here in Gay Mecca), and step into Cody's Books on Telegraph Avenue. There on a table is a pile of free postcards; all with a picture of the android...looking exactly like he did in my dream! (And I swear, that postcard was never there before, nor do I ever recall having seen it anywhere else. Scroll down, if you dare!)