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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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AUTHENTIC TRANSCRIPTION OF A LOVE LETTER FROM
JESUS TO HIS DADDY AS REVEALED BY THE GOSSIPY
LUCIFER TO THIS ASTOUNDED AUTHOR
-or-
AGFACHROME
(c) 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)
hello again
angel randolph
what you really sent me when you mailed that photograph
was your big bright beautiful smile
and when I saw that gorgeous grin
like the brilliance of the rising sun
the ice age ended for me
i'm a little old-fashioned
never bother to cook my mastodon
in a microwave
or even shake n bake it
for that matter
and the eternal spring cast its first
rays of golden light on my heart
the little buddie that has stood
beside you for so long
now opens his first petals
to the radiance of your soul
just watch me grow and change into
your boy of sweet innocence
you are truly a man to admire
as the flowers turn their faces
to the sun
i turn my heart to you
and our arms embrace each other
across this great continent
can't wait to explore
your continental divide
what great fun it is to shoot our wads
at each other across three thousand miles
my cup runneth over with the nectar
of your masculine seed
don't stop now babe cause i'm ridin'
my big bronco in the sky
i weep tears of joy across your broad shoulders
and the great rains fall upon the world
even daddies need daddies
so i service you with a lube job
change of oil
and pump you full of high octane premium
like the hot stud that i am
cum to me for service
and you'll always get a lot of freebies and "bonerses"
my supply is stocked for eternity and i'd rather
give it away to a loyal comrade
than let it build up or
sell it for dirt
love me randolph
as no one ever has loved me before
love me for the child that i am
so wondrously wrought by gods loving hands
according to the blueprints of your dreams
know that i am still a virgin like mom
an embarrassing confession
though zeus will do anything for a
thunderous laugh
is it my fault that i'm the butt of his jokes
though the butt of his dreams as well?
love me randolph
for i see the world through innocent eyes
and can never understand man's unkindness
even satan is my good buddie
for i cannot conceive of a god
that does not love every single one of his creations
i believe we are all given the keys to the gate
some sooner some later
and since the first shall be last
and the last shall be first
it seems that lucifer should be the first
lucifer myself your first begat
radiant angel of light
sacrificed as the supreme test
for the endurance of our souls
which you have so incredibly wrought
o blacksmith of olympia
the scent of the flower of my soul
is for your olfactory nerves only
and as i open to you my star
the jet stream of angels shall waft my pollen
over lovely amish country
and reach that adorable sexy nose of yours
and when it hits will it hit
you think i'm acting silly and foolish
now this is gonna be lots of fun
to see you grow into god himself
through my eyes only
and you yearn so bad to be with me
that you'll break loose from your cast
lo and behold thou art healed
this very moment
and take the first jet you can to san francisco
you will become a puppy in my hands
for you already are this in my heart
as i surely am to you
i'll have no less than your absolute trust
for you now know
beyond a shadow's doubt
that you can really trust me
with all your heart
and what a sterling heart you have
my silver maned stallion
how lovely you look in that picture
your hair is becoming a crown of pure silver
what a man what a father
would that
if you feel like delighting
the heart of your little pony
you send a lock of your hair
that i may carry it close to my heart
in a locket
at all times
until the day i am finally
in your cool strong arms
it would well ease my pain for lack of thou
and is a most romantic old-fashioned custom
of true love and friendship
oh but i shall sleep eternally
should you spurn my soul's call
to his mate
i sing for thou and only thou
my dearest little chipmunk
my light of salvation
my knight in shining armor
my fountain of joy
my father
builder of dreams
is there not a single dream of mine
that you won't fulfill?
architect of the universe that i am
i nevertheless beg of you
not to overestimate my skills
for i am still an apprentice
thou dost honor me greatly beyond any dream
i ever had
i know full well
but i beseech thee to take a day off
and get some rest good man
besides i have been left alone to guard your house
while you've been slaving away all day at the factory
and a lonely heart is not what you want for me
i've only been trying to get that through
your lovely preoccupied head
now randolph you do understand my situation
i am very certain
the hour is now and the time is short
and i need to be in your arms
before the curtain falls on this first act
there is infinite strength confidence
and joy from two comrades in love
fighting armageddon at each other's side
your heel has been healed with a more durable steel achilles
hasten to my side on winged feet mercury
o belerephon the first horse of the apocalypse
let me mount you so we can lead the armies to the battlefield
rear your head with pride sexy steed
as we forge through the dark flanks
of satan's cohorts counting a victory
for each head we anoint
and all shall be anointed
our love is the victory
celebrate now for the weapons we bear are
arms of joy
arms of devotion
arms of humor
arms of flowers
arms of smiles
and armfuls and armfuls of boys
and they are all invincible
and best of all i get to lick the good humor man's
humongous popsicle
as long as my little heart so desires
and he always keeps a full supply in the freezer
so i can thaw them out with my tongue
and roll the vanilla ice cream in my mouth
before gulping it down
dad thou art my sundae special
drive up in a truck
cause it rhymes with fuck
drop your change belt and shove that
pink hard treat where it tastes most sweet
then let me daddy daddy let me
do you any way i please
the only popsicle for which i yearn is yours daddy
all the others smell so bad i can't even get near them
let me tear off your shirt
and rest my head on your manly chest
as i reach through your fly to find something
big to suck on
and let me slide those spotless white pants
over your muscular legs
which you raise in the air to
ease me on home
please daddy please let me do even more
let me make your big nest slippery with my saliva
your buoyant eggs shall ride
the waves of ecstasy
let me taste the sweetness of your crown
and the first dew that drops on my lips
let me pierce your tight sphincter
with the dart of my slippery tongue
and let me raise your legs so that i can pierce
even deeper
my hot breath smothering your fiery balls
your cock so stiff it feels like it's going to
burst from your skin
what bursts instead is a fountain of ice cream
for we are in candyland
and daddy
don't stop cumming ever
i am your only child your boy
who shall always thirst for your manhood
without satiation
squirt yourself all over me
and glide your rough hands over
my face
my shoulders
my chest
my back
my belly
my waist
my hips
my ass
do this for me
and my thighs will quiver to be open to
yet always resist
the plunge of your finger reaching for the button
that ejaculates me into whatever opening
you put before me
i will always cum every moment we touch
so you'll have to spend several delightful more minutes
to sweeten me for the true coupling
the moment i start rubbing my nest into yours
i'll explode all over you
and you'll have to tie me down
in order to get me through the gate
but then i'll really buck
and you'll have to grab onto my horn
to keep me down
and please daddy
wrap your strong arms and legs around me
to keep me down deep
deep inside you
for when i finally emerge
you will jerk in spasms of cum
as i yank it out and plunge it in many times
i will do it slow
and do it fast
i will do it smooth
and do it hard
but i will always do it good
and do it so sweet
your tongue will hang from your mouth
yearning to wrap it around my fat joystick
even though you can't
because st. peter is busy shoving you
through the pearly gates
entering heaven is like passing
through the eye of the sphincter
sudden you relax
drop your heavy-muscled calves onto my back
and i slide the last three inches into you
easily easily safely
locked in heaven's mansion
we moan our eternal comradeship to each other
as my river of love flows smoothly through the gates
into the land of milk and honey
my darling father
i want to bring you so much joy
i ache with need for you
the joy you already bring to me
though three thousand miles away
is already far beyond what even i
your very talented son
could begin to describe
my talents spring from the loins of inspiration
thou art that fountain from which i drink
oh, i shiver to even think of your loving
caresses on my trembling flank
this little pony is so incredibly blessed
to rest his muzzle on the powerful legs
of his silver stallion stud
randolph goodest and bestest friend for all time
i feel like i am your doctor who delivers you
only i am easing your rebirth into your soul's
next level heaven
god has given me the incredible honor
to be your midhusband
to make your new birth painless as possible
and to stand guard to spank you
should you have difficulty with
your first breath
you are in confident hands my son
this is my specialty
i have already delivered you
without so much as a painful twinge of response
so that you didn't even realize you were birthing
now look around you randolph
after reading this letter
and see for yourself that it is a different
and better
world out there
then come to my side
for i have worked round-the-clock for many days
in order to be sure of a perfect birth for my love
and i shall collapse in your arms
with complete confidence that
as my doctor now
you will ease my own birth into heaven
and into your heart
---finis