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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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CLASSIFIED AD
or
I'M ZEKE KRAHLIN AND YOU'RE NOT

© 1997 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin

I'm tough and I'm rough;
I'm Zeke, I'm not meek,
And I've got the Right Stuff.

I'm rude; I'm a dude,
And if you're not a Real Man,
You'll never see me nude.

I'm a punk; that's no bunk.
I'm gay all the way, True Blue,
And if you cross my path,
You'd better pray,
'Cause I'll piss all over you.

I'm a Wop, I'm a Scot;
I'm a top, I'm a hot.
I'm horny and I'm corny,
And I loves a little pot
With a guy with an eye
For ass with some class;
And that's just what Zeke's got.

So if you're a dude with a bod and a heart,
Who doesn't snore or burp or fart,
You got a date with a mate
Who'll never steer you wrong,
And give you head while you're in bed
If it's not too thick or long.

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