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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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PRAYER TO HEAL YOUR PC

© 2002 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin


To my friends who still ask me to troubleshoot their PC 
(now that I'll be so busy with more essential matters):



PRAYER TO HEAL YOUR COMPUTER
(say it 3 times over, with much thought)


Thank God (or Goddess) for Zeke,
Thank God (or Goddess) for Zeke,
Thank God (or Goddess) for Zeke.

Lord, I know Zeke is too busy to help me any more.
But my computer is having problems again.
I pray that you will shower my computer with your
magnificent benevolence,
without ever bringing our wonderful Zeke into this equation,
and without ever costing me any money at all
(or at most, no more than $20 for each time I need help).

To show my faith, I thank you ahead of time, 
Oh Almighty Queer One,
for the repairs you shall perform on my computer, 
in order to heal it.

And I thank Zeke for giving me this grace-filled prayer,
without which I'd feel coerced to phone
your beloved Little Pony-Slave...

which is exactly what you don't want.

Don't bother Zeke,
Don't bother Zeke,
Don't bother Zeke.

Amen.

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Zeke for Gay President, 2004:
http://www.gay-bible.org/index.html#TOP2


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