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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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A LITTLE PONY'S LAMENT
-or-
E. PLURIBUS UNicornUM

© 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin




Randolph never phones me, even when
   I'm home
(On a sunny day when I wanna play
In grassy hills and fields
Till the sun goes down).

Randolph never writes me, but that's
   okay.
(Even though I'm all alone
I know he's with me and wantsta
   kiss me
As soon as he's in town.)

Randolph sometimes bites me, but I
   bite back.
(It's only fair, I'm not a bear,
But a little silver pony
With wings and a single horn.)

Randolph thinks I'm crazy, but so do
   you.
(Jesus Christ, that's not nice!
For what you do to me you do to
   Him!
Thou shalt not scorn!)

Randolph is my comrade, for all
   eternity!
(Wherever he goes, I go too!
Semper Fideles Pegasus!
I am one good buddy true blue!)