-------------------------------------------------------------- Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this writing free of charge (including translation into any language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom, and that it remain intact and complete, including title and credit to the original author. Ezekiel J. Krahlin http://surf.to/gaybible -------------------------------------------------------------- A LITTLE PONY'S LAMENT -or- E. PLURIBUS UNicornUM © 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin Randolph never phones me, even when I'm home (On a sunny day when I wanna play In grassy hills and fields Till the sun goes down). Randolph never writes me, but that's okay. (Even though I'm all alone I know he's with me and wantsta kiss me As soon as he's in town.) Randolph sometimes bites me, but I bite back. (It's only fair, I'm not a bear, But a little silver pony With wings and a single horn.) Randolph thinks I'm crazy, but so do you. (Jesus Christ, that's not nice! For what you do to me you do to Him! Thou shalt not scorn!) Randolph is my comrade, for all eternity! (Wherever he goes, I go too! Semper Fideles Pegasus! I am one good buddy true blue!)