Satan Claws is Coming to Town


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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN

(Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is
Coming to Town")

©1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin


You better come out, you better not lie,
You better not doubt, so open your fly:
Satan Claws is coming to town!

She knows when you are fucking,
She knows when you dump a heap,
She knows if you are straight or gay,
So be queer or take a leap!
  Oh, Satan Claws is coming to town!

She's gettin' real pissed,
Nails ready to slice,
Gonna scratch out those hetero lice!
  Oh, Satan Claws is coming to town!

She knows how you are voting,
She knows when you bash a fag,
She knows if you hate homos
(And to Hell you shall be dragged)!
  Oh, Satan Claws is coming to town!

She's ready to hiss,
She's ready to strike,
Gonna show who she hates or she likes,
  Oh, Satan Claws is coming to town!

She knows what you are thinking,
She knows what is in your heart,
And if you are a homophobe
She'll rip your lungs apart!
  Oh, Satan Claws is coming to town!

She's flickin' her wrist
Straight into your hearts,
Gonna wipe out you hetero farts!
  Oh, Satan Claws is coming to town!


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