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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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THREE LIMERICKS BY ZEKE

©2006 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin





(A limerick is a humorous poem in which lines one, two and
five rhyme, and lines three and four form a rhymed couplet.
They are often "dirty", that is: sexy in a cheap sort of
way.)

                I once knew a miniature Pinscher;
		A female: I had to convince her
		That the pants she wore
		Made her look like a whore,
		And she'd lose her position with Mensa.

(Notes: "Pinscher" is a type of dog, as in "Doberman
Pinscher". "Mensa" is an organization just for geniuses,
founded in 1946. The word "Mensa" means "table" in Latin. The
name stands for a round-table society, where race, color,
creed, national origin, age, politics, educational or social
background are irrelevant.)

		A vampire from Transylvania
		Had this peculiar mania,
		For taking great pains
		To destroy moving trains
		In a station in Pennsylvania.

(Note: Transylvania is the mythical home of Dracula: most
famous of all vampires. Definition of "mania":  a pathological
state characterized by euphoric mood, excessive activity and
talkativeness, impaired judgment, and sometimes psychotic
symptoms. Pennsylvania Station in New York City is a world
famous railroad station. This poem is a "clean"--rather than
"dirty"--limerick...as is the next one.)

		An orange-y handsome man Larkin
		Came to my sad heart a-knockin'.
		With a hug and a kiss,
		I felt such bliss!
		The white doves they all came a-flockin'.

(Note: the white dove is a symbol for peace, the holy spirit,
and romantic love.)

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