-------------------------------------------------------------- Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this writing free of charge (including translation into any language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom, and that it remain intact and complete, including title and credit to the original author. Ezekiel J. Krahlin http://www.gay-bible.org -------------------------------------------------------------- THREE LIMERICKS BY ZEKE ©2006 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin(A limerick is a humorous poem in which lines one, two and five rhyme, and lines three and four form a rhymed couplet. They are often "dirty", that is: sexy in a cheap sort of way.) I once knew a miniature Pinscher; A female: I had to convince her That the pants she wore Made her look like a whore, And she'd lose her position with Mensa. (Notes: "Pinscher" is a type of dog, as in "Doberman Pinscher". "Mensa" is an organization just for geniuses, founded in 1946. The word "Mensa" means "table" in Latin. The name stands for a round-table society, where race, color, creed, national origin, age, politics, educational or social background are irrelevant.) A vampire from Transylvania Had this peculiar mania, For taking great pains To destroy moving trains In a station in Pennsylvania. (Note: Transylvania is the mythical home of Dracula: most famous of all vampires. Definition of "mania": a pathological state characterized by euphoric mood, excessive activity and talkativeness, impaired judgment, and sometimes psychotic symptoms. Pennsylvania Station in New York City is a world famous railroad station. This poem is a "clean"--rather than "dirty"--limerick...as is the next one.) An orange-y handsome man Larkin Came to my sad heart a-knockin'. With a hug and a kiss, I felt such bliss! The white doves they all came a-flockin'. (Note: the white dove is a symbol for peace, the holy spirit, and romantic love.) ---finis