Gay Zombie Jesus Forever

This is the sixth "Gay Zombie Jesus" feature I have created, and it follows right after "Gay Zombie Jesus Never Quits." You may consider me possessed by a demon who has nothing better to do in hell, than torture my gifted imagination into submission. He must be terribly bored. I wish Satan would assign him some real mission ASAP 'cause I'm at wit's end. Notice that in most cases, inclusion of the tweet immediately prior my own is necessary for the sake of context. 40 heretical Twitter jokes in all: