ezekielk
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(5/6/02 12:17:03 pm)
Reply |  Gay Guy Discovers Unified Field Theory
UNIFIED FIELD OPERANT
(formerly "Unified Field Theory")
I = mc[SQR]2
enunciated phonetically:
"aye eekwul em see skweared too"
(with pronounced pursing of the lips on that final word),
and to be spoken in an accusatory "I do too" tone, like so:
"I equal MC squared, too!"
(Maybe even said while tapping an impatient toe on the kitchen's cold linoleum floor at 3 in the morning.)
To be clear on the concept, here is Einstein's equation re. the speed of light:
E = mc[SQR]
In essence, the UFO (Unified Field Operant) just revealed to me, is a mathematical extrapolation of God saying (to "E" or "energy"): "I'll ALWAYS be twice whatever you are."
But how it came to me is a real treat. Being the quick-witted jokester I know I am, this thought jumped to my lips before my mind could get to process it, and I spoke:
"I'm so brazen with my talents, I can even take the entire universe, roll it up into a little ball, place it in my hand (arm outstretched-- think 'Alas poor Yorick') and say: "I equal MC squared, too!"
This Manannan message board has the honor of being the first place I reveal the UFO ![0]](alien.gif) , which is every physicist's Holy Grail (coined by Einstein as the "Unified Field Theory").
Woe to whomever attempts to, or wishes to, remove the vital message herein!
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Witness the GAY Miracle
gay-bible.org/mana...iracle.htm
Edited by: ezekielk at: 5/9/02 4:22:51 am
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