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© 2007 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)

{{ The Yeti, Sasquatch, Big Foot and the Abominable snowman are unique and unusual but they are not "gay" or homosexual. }}

They're not? Do you have any evidence to back up this outrageous and homophobic declaration? Are you the last word on this matter?

Surely SOME are gay, and may even be MAJORLY bisexual, as is 80% of the human family.

Perhaps their elusive lifestyle is precisely BECAUSE they're gay, and have to hide out from violent homophobes. Many HUMANS are in that very same situation, which gives plausibility to my surmisal.

In fact, I spotted a Sasquatch once myself, back in '93 whilst on a backpacking vacation in the Cascades. He took off when I spotted him...but I can tell you he was definitely male, I got that close! In fact, I caught him right in the midst of self-entertainment, using a handful of wild honey for lube.

But the most telling bit of evidence re. homosexuality, is this slick magazine he dropped to the ground on his hasty exit:

Getting Naked and Soaped Up in the Barracks
Issue 19: All Male, All Juicy!

(Badda-boom, badda-bing!)

The above missive was originally posted to Click here to view my comment in context.

I almost forgot! On a related matter, read my piece: "Encounter with a Neanderthal".