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Ezekiel J. Krahlin


©1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin

This is one of the most difficult
battles of Armageddon!  I can't beat
those demons myself!  I need a faithful
comrade fighting by my side!  I am in
the front line, condition red:  We need
more troops!  We need loyal comrades,
armored with the purest weapons of Love,
Patience, Long-Suffering, Kindness, and
SexyBodies!  Please, hear my call; we
cannot win without a full, striking
force!  No men who are half-hearted,
either!  Send me the best:  the
sweetest, most devoted, most sexy, most
passionate, warriors!  (...STATIC,
communications interrupt!).  Do you hear
me?  Are your antennae receiving?  O,
Belerephon, the first horse of the
Apocalypse, let me mount you so we can
lead the armies to the battlefield! Rear
your head with pride, sexy steed, as we
forge through the dark flanks of Satan's
cohorts, counting a victory for each
head we anoint!  (And all shall be
anointed!)  Our love is the victory!
Celebrate now, for the weapons we bare
are Arms of Joy, Arms of Devotion, Arms
of Humor, Arms of Flowers, Arms of
Smiles, and Armfuls and Armfuls of
Boys...and they are all invincible!  And
best of all, I get to lick the Good
Humor Man's humongous popsicle, as long
as my little heart desires!  And He
always keeps a full supply in the
freezer, so I can thaw them out with my
tongue, and roll the vanilla ice cream
in my mouth before gulping it down!