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Ezekiel J. Krahlin


©1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin

1:     "Did anybody visit you last night?"
2:     "No.  No One knocked on my door."

1:     "I see.  So what did you do?"
2:     "I let No One in."

1:     "And did you feel safe doing that?"
2:     "Well, if it was just Anybody, I would have been a
        little concerned; but I'm not scared of No One."

1:     "And why is that?"
2:     "Well, I guess it's because No One is a stranger to me,
        and I always give Anybody the benefit of the doubt."

1:     "But I thought you didn't like Anybody anymore."
2:     "That's true, but I like No One a whole lot more than
        Anybody else."

1:     "And why is that?"
2:     "Because No One brings me flowers, and Anybody does

1:     "That's very sweet, but did he really BUY them, or
        pluck them from a garden?"
2:      "It's the thought that counts, so I asked No One."

1:     "Oh!  And what did he say to THAT?"
2:     "No One said the same thing that Anybody would say,
        given the situation."

1:     "Which was?"
2:     "Well, No One looked me straight in the eyes and said,
        'What do YOU think?' and I said:  'It's not what I
        THINK that counts, it's what I SAY.'"

1:     "Was THAT your answer?"
2:     "No, it was THIS; but No One could ever be sure."

1:     "So you said THIS to No One?"
2:     "Exactly."

1:     "Since No One really knows the truth, I think I'll ask
        him myself."
2:     "Geez.  I don't understand why No One trusts me."

1:     "Maybe that's because you didn't let Anybody in, and No
        One is very flattered by that."
2:     "Could be...but then, No One had such a beautiful
        smile, I couldn't kick him out."

1:     "Wow!  You mean No One stayed overnight with you?"
2:     "That's right.  No One crawled right into bed with me.
        And THAT told me something right there!"

1:     "Oh?  And what did THAT tell you?"
2:     "THAT told me I can have Anybody if I want, but No One
        is better!"

1:     "Jesus Christ!  Did you really get it on with No One?"
2:     "I sure did.  No One wanted to fuck me, but I was a
        little hesitant."

1:     "Did No One finally ram it up your ass?"
2:     "Well, No One was there, so it couldn't have been

1:     "Wow!"
2:     "Yeah.  No One showed me a really good time last

1:     "Think you two will get together again?"
2:     "My God, I hope so.  He's a really fine man...not like
        Anybody, who dumped me for Someone Else!

1:     "Now, now, don't pity yourself.  After all, very few
        guys are lucky enough to get it on with just Anybody."
2:     "Oh, I know that!  But No One showed up with flowers,
        not Anybody."

1:     "You sure it wasn't Anybody, and you're not making this
        all up?"
2:     "Well, No One is here right now, so why don't you ask

3:     (No One speaks.)