HEAR YE, HEAR YE!  JESUS IS PEE
     SHY!  READ ALL ABOUT IT
  In the New York Times,
  The Homo Gazette,
  The Black Muslim Fist,
  The Lesbian Licker,
  And the C.I.A. list!

  HEAR YE, HEAR YE!  JESUS IS A
       SATYRO-MANIAC,
  Crazy 'bout butch and beefy bods!
  He gets paid to get laid in the
       bedrooms of heros and gods!
  He gets his licks from a legion
       of tricks:
  Devoted comrades or teasers of
       dicks!

  HEAR YE, HEAR YE!  WHAT JESUS
       WANTS, JESUS GETS:
  Six-six-six or sex-sex-sex!